its like this, lame summer, or fun vacation, so i took vacation. but it is with 3 noisy kids and 4 bad snorers! but with a SERIOUS HOTTIE!
i am short and blonde, w/ medium hair, and i dont know how to act on vacay, or anything HELP ME!
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
As a single mother of 4 we go on long trips all the time without a hitch. The trick is to keep them occupied. Games, books, video games. Do the parents have a portable DVD player for the car? DO NOT give them lots of candy as it will make them more hyper. And do not try bribing them with money or you will find yourself broke. As every time you want them to do something they will have their hand out.
If I am understanding the question you have never been on vacation before. Just be yourself. And remember the manners your parents and family tried to instill in you. Please, thank you and may I go a long way. And make sure you can pay your own way. When you get home send a very nice thank you note and if possible a small present. OH and do not try putting the moves on the girl. that would be bad manners indead. If her parents are like me then you would be in serious trouble if caught.
My 15 year old came home with a boy in tow talking about, "mom, this is my boyfriend." In my opionion that is to young to date. I sat the boy down and told him that I had a shot gun, a shovel, 5 acres and a hole already dug with his name on it if he didn't treat her with respect. That I didn't care if she showed up at his house butt naked he had better just bring her home untouched. This of course scared the hell out of him and he didnt' talk to her for a whole semester. So use this time to get to know her. She may be a serious Hottie, but if she bores you to death does it really matter?
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
juz go wit it if u lyk the blonde tlk 2 her nd for the snoring ppl juz dnt sleep in the same room with em nd for the kidz b nice 2 em giv thewm candy nd muny nd they'll listen 2 u or try scaring em that'll keep em quiet
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
Well Johnny, Try behaving with good manners and interest.
Dont be a complainer, be up for trying some fun things and try not to let the kids annoy you.
Then just be yourself.....
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
You need to give more details...How old are the kids, how long will they be with you, where are you going, and so far as snorers go, make them all wear band-aids over their noses at nite!!!! What does going on vacation and you being short, blonde and w/medium hair have to do with anything? Are you a kitty cat? LOL!! and good luck!!
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
That isn't LAME,you might just quit now buddy.
Kids are cool imaginative, fun and I would not go on vacation with out one or two because they always want to do the fun stuff, Snorkel, Para sail, Horse back ride. I am a 55 year old Wife, Mom, Grandma of three. First love me, love my KIDS, second, lighten up bud, You won't be sleeping with the HOTTIE in front of her kids any way, unless she is such trash that you really don't want her in the long run.
Try to remember being a kid, and what did you like? Win over the KIDS, win over the Hottie!
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
wow!!she must be realy hot for you to go with a bunch of kids and snorers...anyway, you must be kind to the kids..play with them cause one way to get the girl is through being kind to children... you never know if you might use them to get to the hot chick...women had a soft heart for tods..about your snorers, get another room or put earplugs if you have only one room...
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
ACT like you adore the kids or DON'T go on the vacation!
Really though, it's not right to go on vacation with a family you can't stand just to hook up with HOT mommy. If she is a good mother she will catch on and see through the bull-shi* sooner or later. And if she is a smart woman, when she finds out you are hanging around her kids, kids you can't stand, to get to her, she will start taking you for everything you got until YOU see through her bull-shi*. It's a viscious cycle, it's karma.
My advice, DON'T go on the vacation and fake the funk. Either go on vaca with noble intentions (getting to know everyone), or don't take you're a** at all.
Ok, so i have to vacation with 3 noisy obnoxious kids, read details!?
As for the snoring ,use ear plugs. This is what I have to do every night and it works.
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