Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. - Hannah, age 9

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14

Stay away from prunes. - Randy, age 9

Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, age 13

Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, age 13

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, age 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11

Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, age 14

Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, age 12

A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9

Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, age 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, age 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, age 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, age 15

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, age 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, age 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, age 13

Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, age 8

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

uh ok

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

That is actually very good advice, well done kids, (i'm not kidding)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

haha

very cute.

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

lol

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

very useful i must say, thanks for the laugh

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Those are great!! Thanks for sharing! I got a good laugh!!!

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Oh out of the mouths of babes! Children say the darnedest things. Sometimes I wish we could all lead the simple life!!

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Oh that was a great laugh thanks :)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

yeah, there were a lot more funny ones in the Chickn Soup for Preteen Soul too.

along with my fav. "You know You're growing up when..."

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

adorable;)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Very cute. That's some good advice. my fav was "Never squat with spurs on."

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

yes very cute! -stephanie age 13

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

lol that was cute this made me laugh :)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

those are adorable. I like the one from Naomi. and Alyesha

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

LMAO!! too funny! smart kids lol

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Haha, the "start out by asking for a horse" thing really works! And I didn't even have to go that big... I asked for a dog and got offered two kittens instead. ;)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

aww..they are cute. i heard a thing on the radio where a mother called in and said that her 8 year old daughter went up to her and said. "mommy, why does mr. obama look like curious george?" its so mean but man is it funny.

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

I do resemble many of those....thank you !

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Brilliant!

I'm just trying to come up with something myself...

Never let your little sister put make up on you - Emma, aged 20

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

cute!! kids are sweet and smart :)

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

cute i like thgs like that .

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

LOL very cute

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Those are so cute! I wish I could be so innocent like these children.

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Hehhee,,,wrong category but still good,,

Advice from kids...to other kids!!!??arent they cute?

Lol! So goo! I love the don't let your mum brush your hair when shes mad at dad... soooo true!

Also the broccoli in a glass of milk and felt tip markers as lipstick ones... classic!

xx