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"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

-- Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'

Don't answer."

-- Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

-- Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."

-- Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."

-- Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

-- Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."

-- Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."

-- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."

-- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

-- Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

-- Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

-- Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

-- Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

-- Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

-- Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."

-- Eileen, age 8

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that's sooo cute!!!

are they from real kids, or did you make them up???

if you did- then that's quite clever!!!

cheers!!

ps- could please take a look at this-

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

thanx!

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hahaha

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fine..

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it made me laugh lol

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FUNNY!!!!!

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very good. star

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I like naomi's that might actually work. And the one about the vac and the cat is also very sound advice.

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haha really funny i just emailed that on. lol

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A childs innocence is the funniest thing

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i would try to baptize a cat I don't like them they should be put on leashes like dogs!!!!

But The ones you chosen 4 this are so funny i luv them!!

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where did u get them???

:-D

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hahaha! So funny!

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OMG that was so funny..........hahahahahaha

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haha from the mouths of babes 閳借　妯嗛埦?br>Good Advice From Kids?

Dude, you are my new-found idol!

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very fuunny loooovvvve iiiiittt!!!!!!

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ha ha ha ...kids, they are priceless

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cool

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lol! we should learn from them?

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That is so cute. Kids are too funny.

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I love it! Have a star!

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ha ha ha funny

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Every one true too. lol!!!

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sori but i reli dont c the point ov tha

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"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

-- Naomi, age 15

^ I LIVE by that motto :)

"Never try to baptize a cat."

-- Eileen, age 8

This one was the most funny. Have a star :)

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hehe that is soo true!!

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

-- Alyesha, age 13

i think that one is the most true one..... it always works!!!

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Haha lol have a star

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smart kids. Wish some adults were as wise.

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Bravo!

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LOL...never try to baptize a cat...lol These are great