Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."

Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."

You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor retentive athletic footwear."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

You really are quite the clever one! ;)

10/10*

D`ya think this`ll be OK for work :"rationing consciousness."?

I loved these

Tink xx

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

lol

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

very good!

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

oh that's good!!!

very funny..

where do u get all this from??

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

fun

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

stick to the jokes

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

You're not a window cleaner, you're a transparent environmental barrier enhancer.

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

lol - jus totally agree wiv u there!

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Good one Chris.!!!

10/10.!!!

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Nice one Chris, you must know my daughter. Thank you, you've cheered me up no end, I laughed my head off.

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Lol

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

i liked those, they were funny. have to remember the abundantly verbal one lol

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Lol funny.

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

lol thats quite funny and true

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

go and stand in the corner

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

They were very good and funny.

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

LOL. I'm glad mine are grown! LOL.

Last one for the moment funny or not kids?

Omg haha! It's great!

Im'na use them at school =]