An open letter to my hair...............?

Dear Hair,

Hey! How are you? Everything's good down here.

I've been pretty busy at work, but it's fun. The kids are growing up so fast you'd hardly recognize them. Oh, and my folks will be up from Georgia visiting us soon, so that'll be nice. You'll have to forgive me if you already knew this stuff, but I figured you might not be up to date since you're too busy slowly falling out my f**king head you ungrateful @$$h*les.

I just don't get it.... We've been together for as long as I can remember. How can you just throw that all away?! I washed you. I patted you dry. I took you to expensive salons. But I guess that wasn't good enough, was it? Where did it all go wrong? Just tell me, and I'll fix it. I can change, I swear I will!

Honestly, I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore. Do you really think a life down the drain or stuck in some brush is going to be better than what we had??? I promise you, it won't be.

An open letter to my hair...............?

I tell ya, Hair just has NO respect! Mine went south and never came back. (Or should I say, it left my head and started growing on my back)

The drain part shows just how DUMB hair really is, doesn't it? What glamour is there in running to the last stop before the sewer? And the brush? Kids use that brush on the DOG! Are you happy, are you, hair?

Well, I can just sense the ensuing conversation:

Dr: So, Mr/s. Sponge, has your hair sent any correspondence in reply to your ... uh... genuine issues of concern?

Hair Person: Y'know what? Just lock me up! When I go bald, I'd best be in a padded room, anyway, okay?

Dr: We can do that.

qwerty

An open letter to my hair...............?

can you write a short letter next time?

An open letter to my hair...............?

I really hope you are a guy love sponge or else you shouldnt really talk to your hair that way, you really need it if you are female....

An open letter to my hair...............?

LOL...so sad, but that's a loss we'll all have go through:(