How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
Is this a second hand shop ?
Yes Sir
Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please !
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
How is business going ?
I'm looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that's the one I'm looking for !
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What colour ?
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
Very Funny !!!
%26amp; I Will share them with my kids this evening!!!
Thanks for sharing!! :)
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Good ones for kids....
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
C.B.B.C. are looking for a new star.lol.
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there really good for kids haha
I actually laughed at some aswell
Merry Xmas x
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lol, love them :D
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
Good one and good lesson for old ones.
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
the lions joke is the least but the best is the soup tacte funny!
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funny for kids i laughed at them too!!!
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ha ha ha though for kids
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they are funny..the kids would love them
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lol.
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
hahaha those are great for kids. lol
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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good for kids....
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
Those would be great for little children!
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lol
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
very funny...i like that of milk shake one...u know it really happened with me .....in our city we have a road underconstruction and i cant avoide it ,so ,i was thinking if i have milk in my grocery it will be... milk shake when i reach home...too much jumpy road...LOL
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great jokes
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good 1's lol 10/10 x
Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?
lol good ones
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